The hunting season has started!!!!! Shawn's in the lead already... Dang!!!!
10 Point!
Sunday, November 8, 2009
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Vegetarian: old Native American word for lousy hunter.
A group of dedicated deer hunters paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck."Where's Henry?" the others asked."Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied."You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired."A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
A couple of hunters were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground clutching his chest. After struggling for a few seconds, he seemed to stop breathing. The other guy quickly pulls out his cell phone and dials 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What should I do?"In a soothing voice, the operator says, "Try to remain calm, sir. I can help you. First, we need to make sure he's dead."Immediately the operator heard a shot.The frantic hunter comes back on the line and says, "Okay, now what?"
A group of dedicated deer hunters paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck."Where's Henry?" the others asked."Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied."You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired."A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
A couple of hunters were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground clutching his chest. After struggling for a few seconds, he seemed to stop breathing. The other guy quickly pulls out his cell phone and dials 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What should I do?"In a soothing voice, the operator says, "Try to remain calm, sir. I can help you. First, we need to make sure he's dead."Immediately the operator heard a shot.The frantic hunter comes back on the line and says, "Okay, now what?"
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